Dub Not Dubya


Tuesday, May 03, 2005
News flash: German police have too much time on their hands. To wit:

"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler. "But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal legal experts say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.


The artists are just lucky they didn't get caught here. The Patriot Act, you know....