Dub Not Dubya

Friday, October 01, 2004
I -heart- Gene Lyons:

In what looks like a sign of desperation, the Republican National Committee has sent fliers to voters in Arkansas and West Virginia claiming that "liberal politicians" and "activist judges" want to ban the Bible.

Translation:  "Dear Hillbillies: We think you are dumber than dirt. Are you? If so, then vote for George W. Bush and keep your Bibles. You’re surely gonna need them. P. S. There’ll be just as many queers in wedding dresses either way. Next time you hear about the gay marriage amendment will be 2008."

Monday, September 27, 2004
Ah, leave it to Lou Sheldon to proffer such colorful terminology to describe a movement to gain civil rights: "the homosexual and drag queen lobby"! And I am a proud member of said lobby, yes I am. He excoriates Ahnold:

"Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger must not be too troubled by what he's called 'girlie men' because he's just signed a bill into law that maintains 'sex' in California to include drag queens, cross-dressers and transsexuals," Sheldon announced in a written statement. "Schwarzenegger has sided with the homosexual and drag queen lobby in muddying the biological realities of male and female."